Sunday, March 19, 2006

In The Jungle


Mr Rugger/les has moved in so I have moved out. The man tried to kill me once, rather messily as well, and I don't really want to be around him. Rebecca tried to say that he probably wouldn't try to kill me again but I don't care. I've taken BUN-NY and all my fluffy stuff, Backstreet Boy CDs and photos of the postman and moved into the jungle. I have a very comfy pink tent.

It's quite peaceful out here. I hadn't quite realised how big this jungle was until now. Some huge cat with orange and black stripes tried to eat me but I clubbed it over the head with a sack full of fluffy stuff and it's quite tame now. He's called Spot and he is now my bodyguard for when the evil man comes back, though hopefully he won't find me in the jungle.

Mr Cricket came to see me. He's worried about me living in the wilderness alone. I pointed out that I wasn't alone since I had BUN-NY, and now Spot, but he looked even more concerned. He wants me to move in with him. I think he's rather lonely now that Mr Polo and Mr Rugger/les have gone. I said thank you but I think I'll stay in the jungle for now. I like it out here. I've been reading books of magic spells and I've found this really cool piece of magic that I want to try. I'm going to collect all the ingredients while I'm out here.


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